Three smoking hot alien brothers who all want to mate with me. Whatever is a girl to do? No matter what they tell you, alien abduction isn’t like what you see on TV. First, I’m rudely abducted and knocked unconscious. Second, I wake up to an alien monster who wants to… er… “mate” with me, but he’s got huge claws, huge fangs, huge… everything.
Falling for the Playboy
Never trust a man who gets paid to take off his clothes for a living and then uses it as a pick-up line to get girls in bed with him. That should’ve been enough for me to call in sick that day. I’ve worked with male cover models like him before and they’re all the same—smooth-talking, sexy as sin, egotistical know-it-alls who think they’re God’s gift to women—all traits I know to steer clear of.